Hedge desk · Solana

We trade
the pairs.

Stonk is the launchpad. Stonk Fund is the desk.

People launch coins paired with stocks, memes, currencies, and commodities. We trade those coins. The book is one public wallet, printed on this site so you never have to take our word for a screenshot.

Fund wallet

01 — The book

This is the wallet we trade on.

Every Stonk Fund trade is signed by this address. Copy it. Open it on Solscan. If a swap comes from anywhere else, it is not the fund.

FuND7ZmnpCmgB4BCfY6H4ubYcPEMjjwZuevgdHa3mXnL

Case sensitive. Copy it. Don't retype it.

Chain
Solana
Role
Trading book
Status
Public
View on Solscan

Same address in the bar above. Same address in the footer. If a page, a post, or a stranger shows you a different one, it is not us.

02 — Mandate

A desk, not a launchpad.

Stonk is where a coin gets strapped to something else. We don't mint that coin. We trade it. Three rules, and the wallet is the first.

  1. 01

    Public book

    FuND7ZmnpCmgB4BCfY6H4ubYcPEMjjwZuevgdHa3mXnL is the trading wallet. Watch that address. A signature from any other key is not Stonk Fund.

  2. 02

    Pairs, not launches

    Someone else picks a ticker, a metal, an index, or a joke and launches a coin against it. The pair is the product. The desk shows up when that pair has a book worth trading.

  3. 03

    Nothing off to the side

    No second wallet for the quiet trades. No treasury with a different name. If it isn't this address, it isn't the fund.

03 — Tape

What a Stonk coin can be paired with.

The launchpad will strap a coin to almost anything. This is the tape the desk sits on. These are markets, not a list of positions.

Pair On the desk
xStocks Coins paired to names that already trade in the old market.
PreStocks Coins aimed at a listing that hasn't happened, or a story that might.
Indexes One coin, a basket underneath. The pair is the basket, not a single ticker.
Commodities Gold, oil, and the other stuff that comes out of the ground.
Currencies Pairs that lean on cash instead of a company.
Memes The joke is the product. The pair is still the trade.
Custom If it has a pair and a book, it can show up on the desk.

04 — Mechanics

How a pair gets traded.

  1. 01

    Strap

    A launcher picks an underlying and mints a coin against it. Stock, meme, metal, index. The pair is the whole product.

  2. 02

    Tape

    The coin trades on its own book. The underlying keeps the life it already had. Those two prices do not have to agree.

  3. 03

    Desk

    Stonk Fund buys and sells that disagreement from the fund wallet. The fill is on-chain the moment it happens.